Wednesday, October 20, 2010

If Rajni Can't...No one Can!

The year is 2050. ‘Torpedo’, the forever curious geek robot had just chanced upon an article at the Google Museum that chronicled the most successful motion picture ever made…Torpedo bypassed the firewall, altered the restricted access settings and hacked into the secure server (much like the protagonist of the movie) to access the You Tube library and witnessed the phenomena first hand…

It was a movie in which Endhi-ran, jumped, flew and kicked…serious butt! The movie was the epic Robot that starred the ‘Superstar’ Rajnikant. The film was so inspiring that Torpedo instantly uploaded it as a video application on Trakbook (the social media site for robots) and within nano seconds it had turned into a rage with the robot community.

The Motion Picture Producer’s Association of Rollywood (Bollywood for Robots!) had commissioned a script for a movie on ‘Rajnikant’. They thought it would be a fitting tribute to the legend who introduced the concept of ‘robotics’ to the world.

The best minds in the business tried hard to digitally create Rajnikant…The only issue was that the servers the animation application was built on. They were just not as fast as the real man and it was becoming tough for the digitally created Rajni to dodge bullets the way he did in flesh and blood.

Finally the movie was ready for release…giant size jpeg images of the posters were downloaded on every tablet PC and hand held device. The poster read – Rajnikant! The Emperor Strikes Back…

The plot was simple - Aliens were planning a large scale attack on all the Bio Mass Converters (the primary energy source) in order to wipe out the Robot Civilization and Rajnikant was given the mission to save the planet!

The climax had the alien chief in a state of the art battleship equipped with the latest electro magnetic armoury in a face off with Rajni who was armed with nothing more than a toothpick that did a fine job in removing the last remains of the spicy masala dosa!

No points for guessing – Rajni won hands down. The toothpick remained unharmed…